玩转代码:32个有趣的代码注释
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2020-04-10 23:25
作者丨读芯术
来源丨读芯术(AI_Discovery)
代码注释是一种用“高级”英语陈述,描述程序将要做什么的“艺术”。有人嫌它丑,也有人觉得它还蛮有用的。 但还有一些“闷骚”的程序猿,早已把代码注释玩儿出了花。玩梗、吐槽、画画……还有什么是他们不能做的?
下面一起来欣赏一些有趣的代码注释吧~
注意:内容很长,毫不严肃,仅供消遣!
i++; //increment i
// Magic. Do not touch.
return 1; # returns 1
return null; //Not really null
// sometimes I believe compilerignores all my comments
// I am not responsible of thiscode.
// They made me write it, against my will.
// I dedicate all this code, all mywork, to my wife, Darlene, who //will have to support me and our three childrenand the dog once it //gets released into the public.
# To understand recursion, see thebottom of this fileAt the bottom of the file# To understand recursion, see thetop of this file
//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to optimize this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_wasted_here = 42
//private instance variable forstoring age
public static int age;
//Dear future me. Please forgiveme.
//I can t even begin to express how sorry I am.
#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers
//open lid
//take sh!t
//close lidComments for a File open, data dump, file close…
/* You are not meant to understandthis */
const int TEN=10; // As if thevalue of 10 will fluctuate...
//When I wrote this, only God and Iunderstood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows
/*
* TODO: Remove this function
function remove($customer_id)
{
$this->Customer->remove($id);
}
*/
// I m sorry.
// drunk, fix later
// I am not responsible of thiscode.
//This code sucks, you know it andI know it.
/* Please work */
// I have to find a better job
// Joe is sorryA few hundred lineslater...
// Harry is sorry too
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
// IE7 update. this is still badcode, but IE8 is probably a long way off :)
#Christmas tree initializer
toConnect = []
toRead = [ ]
toWrite = [ ]
primes = [ ]
responses = {}
remaining = {}
// Remove this if you wanna befired
// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
// This comment is selfexplanatory.
// If this code works, it waswritten by Paul DiLascia. If not, I don t know
// who wrote it
} catch (PartInitException pie) {
// Mmm... pie
int main(void)
/* Program starts here */
// Houston, we have a problem
// I am not sure if we need this,but too scared to delete.
// Autogenerated, do not edit. Allchanges will be undone.
// If this comment is removed the programwill blow up
//This code sucks, you know it andI know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.
/**
* Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
// hack for ie browser (assumingthat ie is a browser)
// Joe is sorry
Few Hundred Lines Later
// Harry is sorry too
///////////////////////////////////////this is a well commented line
Exception up = newException("Something is really wrong.");
throw up; //ha ha
// TODO - Comment this function
//Mr. Compiler, please do not readthis.
//If you re reading this, then myprogram is probably a success
// All bugs added by David S.Miller
Catch (Exception e) {
//eat it
}
Repeat
...
Until (JesusChristsReturn) // Not sure
// This should fix something thatshould never happen
图源:unsplash// somedev1 - 6/7/02 Adding temporary tracking of Loginscreen
// somedev2 - 5/22/07 Temporary my ass
//todo: never to be implemented
//I am not sure why this works butit fixes the problem.
/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/
// simply copied from another code
//This is a kind of magic.
//Please comment on your sourcecode
int MyFunction()
{
// There once was a man named Dave
int Result = 0;
// Whose code just wouldn t behave
MyObject *Ptr = new MyObject();
// He left to go to a meetin
Result = Ptr->DoSomething();
// And left his memory a leakin
return Result;
}
//
//3.4 JeK My manager promised me a lap dance if I canfix this release
//3.5 JeK Still waiting for that dance from my manager
//3.6 JeK My manager got changed, the new manager ishairy, dont want the dance anymore
//3.7 Jek Got that dance, yuck!
//
public boolean isDirty() {
//Why do you always go out and
return dirty;
}
# as you can see: I comment thecode!
// TODO: Finish.
/*
after hours of consulting the tome of google
i have discovered that by the will of unknown forces
without the below line, IE7 believes that 6px = 12px
*/
font-size: 0px;
public GetRandomNumber()
{
// Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
return 12;
}
// *** drunk -- fix later ***
// TODO: Delete
// if i ever see this again i mgoing to start bringing guns to work
图源:unsplash// For the sins I am about tocommit, may James Gosling forgive me
def format_ticket_content(text,recursive = true)
if text.is_a?(TicketNote)
note = text
text = note.content
else
note = nil
end
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//I m sorry, but our princess is inanother castle.
long long ago; /* in a galaxy farfar away */
try {
} finally { // should never happen
}
/*
* You may think you know what thefollowing code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many asleepless
* night cursing the moment you thoughtyoud be clever
* enough to "optimize" thecode below.
* Now close this file and go play withsomething else.
*/
//If you even THINK of changingthis code, you may have already gone //too far
// Replaces with spaces the bracesin cases where braces in places //cause stasis
$str =str_replace(array("{","}")," ",$str);
/* Ah ah ah! You ll neverunderstand why this one works. */
// This only exists because Scottdoesn t know how to use const //correctly
// All this code is yours, exceptgedit()...attempt no modifications //there.
else
{
// wobbly wilson said this would*never* happen!!
}
//this formula is right, work outthe math yourself if you don t believe me
stop(); // Hammertime!
// Abandon all hope you who needsto debug this
//This was clearly written underduress
doRun.run(); // ... "a doo run run".
// Whoever put this here is anidiot…this doesn’t work at all !
// TODO make this work
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// If you delete the credits, I will fucking kill you.
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// If I from the future read thisI ll back in time and kill myself.
// TODO: Fix this. Fix what?
/*
This isn t the right way to deal with this, but today is my last day, Ron
just spilled coffee on my desk, and I m hungry, so this will have to do...
*/
return 12; // 12 is my lucky number
using namespace std; // So sue me
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